♟ memory 008.

[saburai]

Memory regained: Significant Negative - Everybody poops (chapter 1, update #31)
Date: Day 38
Game won: Duchess Fluffyface's Game

Memory:

SOUDA: Well, that’s it then! The culprit’s the one who was in the room with the circuit breakers…
SOUDA: In other words, it’s you — [ name redacted ]!
MIODA: Hyaa! [ name redacted ]-chan killed Byakuya-chan? We’re losing both of our glasses wearing characters?!
PEKO: …I am not the culprit.
OWARI: She says she’s not the culprit!
SOUDA: …Don’t believe people so easily!!
TSUMIKI: But… I don’t think [ name redacted ]-san is tall enough to reach the fusebox in that office…
SOUDA: T…That’s a tiny problem that doesn’t mean anything! I’m telling you, [ name redacted ] flipped the breakers and caused that blackout!
SOUDA: [ name redacted ] was in the office, and so…
SOUDA: She could cause a power outage any time she wanted!
PEKO: No… that was impossible…
SAIONJI: Eh? Why so?
PEKO: Because I wasn’t in the office.
PEKO: From before the outage, until after it was over…
NIDAI: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ROLE AS A GUARD?!
PEKO: I apologize…
SAIONJI: But, saying you weren’t at the office…
SAIONJI: …That’s just a lame excuse under pressure, isn’t it!
HINATA: I concur. I think [ name redacted ]’s telling the truth.
SOUDA: Oh, I get it. You’ve fallen for her, haven’t you?!
HINATA: T…That’s not it… Nidai’s testimony is her alibi!
NIDAI: It’s true. Someone had been making exclusive use of the toilet since just after the party started…
NIDAI: It was finally vacant again… after we found Togami’s body.
KOIZUMI: Ah! So, maybe the person who was in the toilet is…!
HINATA: Everyone except [ name redacted ] was in the big hall after the party started, right?
SAIONJI: I get it! If someone’s been locked in that toilet the entire time, it could only have been big sis [ name redacted ]!
PEKO: T…That is true…
SOUDA: Y…You were in there the whole time? Why didn’t you just say so at the start?!
KOIZUMI: How could she have said anything? Don’t you know anything about delicacy?
NIDAI: If she’s been there for such a long time… There can be no doubt. It was shit.
NIDAI: Gahahaha! Of course she didn’t say anything! You can’t just come out and say you were taking a shit!
KOIZUMI: Hey! Has no one ever taught you about delicacy? Are you living in a country with no women?
NIDAI: Mu… I apologize!
PEKO: I…It’s fine… More importantly… can we please stop talking about this?
NIDAI: Nevertheless, I can attest that it didn’t stink too much! I can testify to that, since I was in there right after you!
PEKO: …P…Please, just let it go!
SAIONJI: But, you sure were in there for a reeeeeally long time! Did you have stomach trouble or something?
PEKO: Immediately after I came to the office, I was overwhelmed by an intense pain in my stomach…
PEKO: That is why I couldn’t leave the toilet… Even during the power outage.
HANAMURA: Hey, how did it feel when it suddenly became dark as you were doing your business? Was it unexpectedly exciting?
HINATA: …Will you just stop it?

( translation from the orenronen lp! )

What was learned:
→ I know this place....have a bad feeling about this
→ ....Did somebody actually die?
→ Oh wow Owari is easily convinced.
→ .....NO
→ ...GODDAMNIT CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS

Effects:
+1000 embarrassment oh god my life sucks